Teaching the Dog

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air.
She was stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay, hear me? Stay, Stay."

The driver of a nearby car gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in "PARK"?






(Thanks to Dee for sharing this.)