Friday, February 13, 2009

It's In The Bread, Man!

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He asked, "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody knows about this stuff but me!"

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