The Black Bra

(Thanks to Marty for sharing this one.)


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.


One is engaged, one is a mistress, and, of course, I have been married for 20+ years.


We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.


We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.


The mistress: Me, too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.


As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'