A guy is out with his buddies. He has a few drinks, and gets in the mood for some loving.
But true to his wife, he goes home.
When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouthwide open. He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
Of course, she awakens choking, but she quickly recovers and asks,"What did you put in my mouth???"
He says, "Two aspirin".
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!!!"
He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."