Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one.
"Me too," said the second one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms.
They ate and ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the one.
"Me either." said the second. "Let's just lie here and bask in the warm sun."
"Okay," said the first robin.
They plopped down, basking in the sun.
No sooner had they fallen asleep than a big cat sneaked up and gobbled both of them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I really love baskin' robins."
(I "stole" this from Celie.)