Oh, Well, That Changes Everything

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into
the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do
you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my
husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he
exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband. That's
against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in bed with
the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied, "Well now, that's different. You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."