Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Gobble, Gobble

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go!'


(Thanks to Mom for sharing these.)



May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

3 comments:

char72 said...

My goodness, funny stuff on this blog. I've enjoyed visiting all your blogs. I'm glad you visited mine which led me to yours.
Charlotte

Sherry Martschink said...

To char72:
Thanks for stopping by this one also. Glad you've visited my blogs. I appreciate your comments AND visits.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahaha. Love it.

I want to keep all that dinner off my thighs too.

Have a great day. :)